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    jigglypuffsvevo:

    *asks parent for one supportive answer*
    *gets interrogated for the next 30 minutes*

    (via officialfrenchtoast)

    23.Jan.16 5 years ago

    acureforbrainwork:

    cosmic-kleptomaniac:

    dismantlethefeminism:

    I do not understand this “male privilege" bullshit.

    What. Fucking. Privileges. Do. Men. Have.???????

    Name them. I swear, I challenge you to name these “male privileges" and be able to prove them. 

    Come on, I fucking dare you. 

    Name them!

    Oh boy. Well, as a man, I’ll tell you my male privilege.

    1. My odds of being hired for a job, when competing against female applicants, are probably skewed in my favor. The more prestigious the job, the larger the odds are skewed.
    2. I can be confident in the fact that my co-workers won’t think that I was hired/promoted because of my sex - despite the fact that it’s probably true.
    3. If I ever am promoted when a woman of my peers is better suited for the job, it is because of my sex.
    4. If i ever fail at my job or career, it won’t be seen as a blacklist against my sex’s capabilities.
    5. I am far less likely to face sexual harassment than my female peers.
    6. If I do the same task as a woman, and if the measurement is at all subjective, chances are people will think I did a better job.
    7. If I am a teen or an adult, and I stay out of prison, my odds of getting raped are relatively low.
    8. On average, I’m taught that walking alone after dark by myself is less than dangerous than it is for my female peers.
    9. If I choose not to have children, my masculinity will not be questioned.
    10. If I do have children but I do not provide primary care for them, my masculinity will not be questioned.
    11. If I have children and I do care for them, I’ll be praised even if my care is only marginally competent.
    12. If I have children and a career, no one will think I’m selfish for not staying at home.
    13. If I seek political office, my relationship with my children or who I deem to take care of them will more often not be scrutinized by the press.
    14. My elected representatives are mostly people of my own sex. The more prestigious the position, the more this is true.
    15. When i seek out “the person in charge", it is likely that they will be someone of my own sex. The higher the position, the more often this is true.
    16. As a child, chances are I am encouraged to be more active and outgoing than my sisters.
    17. As a child, I could choose from an almost infinite variety of children’s media featuring positive, active, non-stereotyped heroes of my own sex. I never had to look for it; male protagonists were (and are) the default.
    18. As a child, chances are I got more teacher attention than girls who raised their hands just as often.
    19. If my day, week or year is going badly, I need not ask of each negative episode or situation whether or not it has sexist overtones. (Nobody’s going to ask if I’m upset because I’m menstruating.)
    20. I can turn on the television or glance at the front page of the newspaper and see people of my own sex widely represented.
    21. If I’m careless with my financial affairs it won’t be attributed to my sex.
    22. If I’m careless with my driving it won’t be attributed to my sex.
    23. I can speak in public to a large group without putting my sex on trial.
    24. Even if I sleep with a lot of women, there is little to no chance that I will be seriously labeled a “slut,” nor is there any male counterpart to “slut-bashing.”
    25. I do not have to worry about the message my wardrobe sends about my sexual availability.
    26. My clothing is typically less expensive and better-constructed than women’s clothing for the same social status. While I have fewer options, my clothes will probably fit better than a woman’s without tailoring.
    27. The grooming regimen expected of me is relatively cheap and consumes little time.
    28. If I buy a new car, chances are I’ll be offered a better price than a woman buying the same car. The same goes for other expensive merchandise.
    29. If I’m not conventionally attractive, the disadvantages are relatively small and easy to ignore.
    30. I can be loud with no fear of being called a shrew. I can be aggressive with no fear of being called a bitch.
    31. I can ask for legal protection from violence that happens mostly to men without being seen as a selfish special interest, since that kind of violence is called “crime” and is a general social concern. (Violence that happens mostly to women is usually called “domestic violence” or “acquaintance rape,” and is seen as a special interest issue.)
    32. I can be confident that the ordinary language of day-to-day existence will always include my sex. “All men are created equal,” mailman, chairman, freshman, he.
    33. My ability to make important decisions and my capability in general will never be questioned depending on what time of the month it is.
    34. I will never be expected to change my name upon marriage or questioned if I don’t change my name.
    35. The decision to hire me will not be based on assumptions about whether or not I might choose to have a family sometime soon.
    36. Every major religion in the world is led primarily by people of my own sex. Even God, in most major religions, is pictured as male.
    37. Most major religions argue that I should be the head of my household, while my wife and children should be subservient to me.
    38. If I have a wife or live-in girlfriend, chances are we’ll divide up household chores so that she does most of the labor, and in particular the most repetitive and unrewarding tasks.
    39. If I have children with my girlfriend or wife, I can expect her to do most of the basic childcare such as changing diapers and feeding.
    40. If I have children with my wife or girlfriend, and it turns out that one of us needs to make career sacrifices to raise the kids, chances are we’ll both assume the career sacrificed should be hers.
    41. Assuming I am heterosexual, magazines, billboards, television, movies, pornography, and virtually all of media is filled with images of scantily-clad women intended to appeal to me sexually. Such images of men exist, but are rarer.
    42. In general, I am under much less pressure to be thin than my female counterparts are. If I am over-weight, I probably suffer fewer social and economic consequences for being fat than over-weight women do.
    43.  If I am heterosexual, it’s incredibly unlikely that I’ll ever be beaten up by a spouse or lover.
    44. Complete strangers generally do not walk up to me on the street and tell me to “smile.”
    45. Sexual harassment on the street virtually never happens to me. I do not need to plot my movements through public space in order to avoid being sexually harassed, or to mitigate sexual harassment.
    46. On average, I am not interrupted by women as often as women are interrupted by men.
    47. On average, I will have the privilege of not knowing about my male privilege.

    And lastly, I am taken as a more credible feminist than my female peers, despite the fact that the feminist movement is not liberating to my sex.

    This is male privilege.

    THIS. THIS IS HOW YOU BE A MALE FEMINIST. 

    Love this, BUT the feminist movement IS liberating to the male sex.

    (via harmonymelody)

    19.Jan.16 5 years ago

    kirstielol:

    can i please live one day of my life without seeing a minion

    (via thefuuuucomics)

    06.Nov.15 6 years ago

    chasingtrophywhitetails:

    Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

    STORY OF MY LIFEEEEE.

    (via tyleroakley)

    02.Nov.15 6 years ago

    dennys:

    we see you with your books spread out on a table in a booth and all these flash cards everywhere looking all studious and smart but actually just messing around online for 4 hours and wondering what even happened.  

    woah.. that hits home, Denny’s.

    (via dennys)

    11.Oct.15 6 years ago
    THIS JUST IN: with that candid pic of them """embracing""", if you zoom in REALLY REALLY close and squint your eyes until you can barely see your computer screen, it looks like Benedict's eyes are actually open instead of closed in so-called bliss. It's obvious he's staring into the camera, pleading for the journalist lady who took that photograph to save him from the She-Devil's viselike grip. Thoughts??

    sophiehunteratemybaby:

    I’ll be squaresies with you. I feel like we’ve reached that level in our friendship, ya know? When I saw this, at first, I was like, No way can they see anything. It was a dark room and the picture, even at 50% size, is way grainy because the person who took it was probably undercover like Inspector Gadget, and didn’t want BC and The Man Hunter to see a flash. I thought to myself, Sure, you can see the line of his glasses and a shadowish thing where his eye is, but nothing more.

    But you keep me right! I went ahead and looked closer.

    So, like the original pic we couldn’t see anything, right?
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    Just Benny Bear Boo Boo and the Sopha Constrictor, slowly suffocating him with her vice-like grip. Soon, he’ll have no breathing room and he’ll wither away, get eaten, and she’ll slither away with a Cumberbatch-shaped lump in her thorax, like cartoon snakes.

    Yes, they look like he’s holding her and she’s maybe tired because they’d purportedly landed in LA that day and she’s SUPPOSEDLY prego vodka sauce and it’s late and they just had to sit through three hours of thankless awards where his movie came out empty-handed and then they had to go and make merry with schmoozy people and maybe he was giving her a kiss to comfort her.

    My radar was already pinging with the unbelievability, but that’s just the tip of the ballgame!

    Here we have the pic zoomed in to 200%, and I noticed, is that a glimmer of wide-eyed fear? Or is it The Spice? Does he control it?
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    So I zoomed in to 300%. Uh-oh. I began to feel uneasy, like this time I saw this puppy drowning in a stream. Gosh. I sure hope it got out of there eventually,..

    Anyway! The point is, check it:
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    THAT IS NOT THE GLIMMER OF HAPPINESS. THAT IS A DEAD-EYED STARE.
    I’ve been watcing Agent Carter and am now 100% convinced that Sordide has that soporiphic (sophie-oriphic, ammiright?!) lipstick and she uses it liberally to keep him in her talons (do snakes have talons?).

    OK, you can do it. Zoom in more, I thought, girding my loins (they cringe whenever they think of BC getting hurt).

    I zoomed.

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    HOLY SHIT. LOOK AT THAT! HE’S CRYING OUT AND NO ONE CAN HEAR HIM OVER THE SMACKING OF HIS LIPS AS HE KISSES HER!!!!!!!

    And then, don’t ask me why (I guess I just have never been able to turn away from a creature in pain), I decided to do One. Final. Zoom.

    And when I did, dearest Nonny, I saw into the depths of his very soul.

    I saw the hell this dear, sweet man lives in every single night.

    I saw Soubliette in her true form.

    This needs the most all-encompassing warning attached to it. Be careful. Proceed with caution. 

    Here it is:

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    Do with this what you will, my sibling in arms. 

    All for Ben and Ben for No One At All*

    *except for me.

    13.Jan.15 6 years ago
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    edwardspoonhands:

    tumblingdoe:

    “If buying condoms was like buying birth control”

    BuzzFeed…on point.

    god damn. actually.

    (via edwardspoonhands)

    08.Oct.14 7 years ago